The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in a wet t-shirt filled with jello.
#photoshopwilwheaton courtesy of meeplemechanic.com :D
This is magnificent.
I'll always be here. But this is when we talked. And now, even that has come to an end. There's something I didn't get to say to you.
No. I just wanted to say… hello. Hello, Doctor.
a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human
just watch it
holy jesus christ
THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER
well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever